Syria’s probably got chemical weapons, Bush says. He’s not threatening to invade them or anything, “They just need to cooperate“, that’s all. In other news, and possibly as a counter-move, Syria’s forming an Axis of Just-As-Evil since they weren’t allowed into the Axis of Evil.
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
“They told us it was full,” said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
“An Axis can’t have more than three countries,” explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. “This is not my rule, it’s tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool.”
Well, that’s it then.