I hope the plan to store the DNA of people who might be terrorists is an April fool’s joke. As, fortunately, was Deena’s email:
The US government has declared a new security procedure and has directed US citizens to send all academic papers for review to firstname.lastname@example.org before getting permission to print. Review is supposed to take about two weeks to one month.
The worry is these proposals aren’t that much more horrendous than real life.
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In other news, the Bush administration has decided to pull U.S. troops out of Iraq, saying the whole thing was one big misake.
“What can I say?” said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer. “When you’re wrong, you’re wrong.”
Some of em you wish were true, huh? Ha.