[how to fake french]
The wife of a Frenchman let me in on a secret method of holding up your side in a conversation in French even when you can hardly speak the language. You simply need three phrases:
This mean’s “It’s true”, and can be said in many different intonations for varied effect.
Now this would often be accompagnied by a shake of the head and a concerned look, and it means that “It’s not the same”, or less directly, “but that’s different”. Your final phrase is
This one means “I don’t agree”, and it’s the most daring aspect of the cunning ploy. It seems risky, doesn’t it? Hearing this phrase, I immediately asked the Frenchman’s wife what on earth you do if your conversation partner calls you on this. How on earth are you going to explain why you disagree?
Well, that’s where the utter genius of this three-phrase plan comes into play. You simply go back to your second phrase, shake your head and say
The Frenchman’s wife swears that this simple technique has got her through years of communicating with her inlaws. And if that’s true, I reckon it’ll hold up for my July in France.
Of course, there’s always the possibility that I’ll actually be able to follow a French conversation without faking it.
June 23rd, 2003 at 21:23
Soooo ka na…
Jill’s posting on how to speak French is both amusing and helpful. It reminds me of Jamie and my attempts
June 24th, 2003 at 17:05
This makes me wonder if there is a set of essential phrases that would allow someone to fake knowing how to speak English -
June 25th, 2003 at 01:01
I think the essential English phrases would be
“Really!”
“Oh, I see”
and
“Is that right!”
June 25th, 2003 at 10:27
You’d get a long way with those… :)
June 27th, 2003 at 16:15
I was treated far better than others in France some years back, primarily on the basis of one extra word. “Alas, je ne parle pas Francais.” The tone of the first word was important, but I received far more help than the others. I left the French in no doubt that I realised the tragic nature of my loss. Best wishes jill.
June 27th, 2003 at 19:49
And what would the Norwegian equivalents be?
June 27th, 2003 at 21:55
So “alas” is French, too, is it? I’ll have to remember that! Thanks, Norman :)
Norwegian equivalents? How about:
- Oj!
- Mm.
- Er det sant?
- Ikke sant!
- Grusomt!
Not sure they’re quite as effective, though…
July 19th, 2004 at 18:58
[…] f lavender which is probably withering as we speak. I don’t think I’ll need to fake French, though my grammar is shocking, but you know, it will improve.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:22
Cool. Do any one has fake constructed english phrases that could be used to astonish “educated people”?